- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy and an apple have in common? They're both apples except for the black guy

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

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