- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

I'm Coming

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Don't believe in Atheists.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

An Aisian failed a test

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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