Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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The dewey decimal system

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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