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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Womans baksetball...

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

Cool Brian

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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