A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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