- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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