- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Do u take sugar?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What did the car do? CRASH!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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