Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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My dad

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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