Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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