- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Do u take sugar?

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the car do? CRASH!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why? Why not?

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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