Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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