What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Anti Joke

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