- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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