Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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