A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Amazing

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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