- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

-knock knock! -doors open

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

what is the color of a burp burple

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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