I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

How many fingers do most people have? 10

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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