- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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