Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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ur gey

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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haha

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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