Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Who invented apple? God

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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