Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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69

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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