why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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