- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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