My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Legal Mexicans in Texas

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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