- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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