what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Anti Joke

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