- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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