Wigan.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Anti Joke

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