One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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call me maybe.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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