...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

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