What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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all the kids had fun

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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