Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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