Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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