- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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