What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do u call a cripple Biv

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What is the difference?

PIED NINNY!

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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