- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My name is Harry.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Your mom.

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's the difference between a duck?

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

wael.. nuff said

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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