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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Arrow in the Knee!

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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