- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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