Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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