How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

im gay

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

KILL WHITEY

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

ur an fagit

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

"Knock knock..." "come in"

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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