- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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