your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

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... Chan chan

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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david weres the slug gone

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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