A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is more worse than death? Death

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

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My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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