- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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