Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Barack Obama.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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