- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Sarah Palin

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

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