How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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If youre African, why are you white?

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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