What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do u call a cripple Biv

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

What is the difference?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

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