Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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My name is Jeff

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Women can vote? wtf

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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