What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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