- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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