so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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