What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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A sober Irish individual.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Women's rights...

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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