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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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