- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

whats 1 + 1? 2

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A paralysed man falls over.

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