why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Black people stink of shite!

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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sadf

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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