So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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