Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Compton

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Anti Joke

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