- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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what is orange? an orange

Why did the dog die? He was old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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