A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Feminism

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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