What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Ain't idn't a word.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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