knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What the hell are you doing?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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