Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Thats what she said

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Anti Joke

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