Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What the hell are you doing?

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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