A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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My children are mistakes

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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